No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away
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i wanna…. stick a little sticker on someone’s nose
reblog to stick a little sticker on the nose of the person you reblogged this from
Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw
Why the fuck did Amazon just send me and this one other guy in our building a free sample package of Coke Zero
Why
Hey guysssss I’d like to take a moment to talk to you all about this new product. Coke
There’s a real explanation! This is actually a SCAM called ‘Brushing’ to raise their ratings on amazon artificially. They create a fake account with a random real address, purchase the item themselves and mail it off and as it goes to a real address, random people get it.
Then they leave themselves a nice five-star review with the fake account. This sounds like a victimless crime, but this means your information is compromised, they have your account info, and possibly your credit card information, and can lead to people purchasing garbage because they believe the multiple verified five star reviews.
If you receive a random package you did not order, you should report it immediately to both Amazon and the Federal Trade Commission, change your password, and monitor your cards. You’re free to keep the package though.
It’s that time of year again.
Monitor your credit and debit cards regularly. Be wary of pop up sites offering deals too good to be true. If you get a package you didn’t order, investigate, be cautious, but US law also allows you to keep anything sent to you without obligation (you know, to prevent scams where people send you something you didn’t ask for and then sue you for an inflated purchase price).
Oh, and shop small / fuck Amazon if you are able.
they’re driving around a fucking cardboard cutout now
Here is a better shot for those saying that the photo was edited.
THAT ONE LOOKS MORE PHOTOSHOPPED??
That’s because it definitely is? It’s a flipped version of this photo taken at the Grenfell Tower Memorial, which I found after googling “Queen Elizabeth Green dress” and following related links until I found this exact outfit and what it was worn to. I don’t even go here, but I also thought it was real weird that she’s lit up like a sunny day in a dark car, so I had to look to satisfy my own curiosity.
No guys, look, see, it’s the same hat and everything. It’s gotta be her.
I told her that you think she’s fake and now she’s pissed.
Oh shit! Look out! She’s gotta gun in this one!
I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.
I’m actually gonna cry over these crabs…..
In case anyone was curious what they looked like!


























